Saturday, November 6, 2010

Puns

Ok well growing up my dad was always known for his jokes, which were always puns. As kids we called them daddy jokes but after hearing them each hundreds of times we kinda stopped laughing and started groaning. Sad thing is that I've ended up saying them once in a while. In light of this I thought todays post would be some horrible puns, I'm sorry followers, your welcome dad.


So I went to an asian renasaunce fair... found a chink in my armor.

You hear about the detergent race... I think they're tide.

So this scarecrow got a nobel prize... he was the best in his field.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher... he couldn't control his pupils.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting larger... then it hit me.

So I heard the energizer bunny was arrested... charged with battery.

It's not that I hated school... just the principle of it.

I use to have a fear of hurdles... then I got over it.

The skiing competition started poorly... went downhill from there.

Russia was slow to recover after WWII... it kept stalin.

A bicycle can't stand alone... its too tired.

I've never tipped a cow... then again, one has never served me food.

I tried to write with a broken pencil... then I realized it was pointless.

Campground burned down... the heat was in tents.

Changed my ipods' name to titanic... its syncing now.

Did you hear about the guy who cut off his whole left side... he's all right now.

I should of been sad when my flashlight battery died... but I was delighted.

Did you hear about the new stage production about the dictionary... its a play on words.

39 comments:

  1. God, they really are Daddy jokes, aren't they? LOL. Guess your humour changes as you get older or something?

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  2. Your dad was a funny guy. These make me grin and grimace at the same time lol.

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  3. Always like these kind of jokes tbh :P With my friends we always try to come up with puns when we see something weird or something, too bad I can't translate them from Dutch.

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  4. Kewl story, bra! waiting for updates from you

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  5. Campground burned down... the heat was in tents. lmao

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  6. Ah puns, the lowest form of humor! I like your BG btw :)

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  7. Funny puns are funny. Everyone should use a pun once and a while.

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  8. My dad makes the same kind of dumb play on words jokes lmao i like these alot lmao

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  9. Nice tips and thanks for the heads up.

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  10. I dont do cocaine, i just like the way it smells :D

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  11. hahahahaha good jokes, but I bet your doesn't know this: Once upon a time in a mental hospital there was the people who had mental issues, and they were trying to clap, all failing, but Once one could clap and everyone there applauded him! lol

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  13. these always make me cry
    dad says them all the time >.<

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  14. puns are love hate. one is good. a wall of them is unsettling haha

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  15. I bike cant stand alone....hahaha

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  16. LMAO these are the kind of jokes my dad makes all the time too... except, he laughs before he gets to the punchlines haha

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  17. dude i loved these. i liked the scarecrow and the chink one the best.

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  18. lol so bad, but yet so funny.

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