Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Back in Action

Well it has been almost a month without making any posts. Originally I stopped so I could focus on finals but once I was done with those I ended up getting my laptop stolen. It was a hectic story but I'll just leave it up to your imagination, lets just say it happened in the ghetto of long beach. So I missed the obligatory 'Merry Christmas' post and lost a couple followers, completely understandable. I thought I should post something before the new year so here you go people.

Lets start with some random Christmas Statistics and Christmas jokes so when your so when your at that new years party you have interesting to say!

1 - The Largest gift ever is the statue of liberty which the french gave to the US in 1886, its 151 feet and 1 inch tall. (Ok, maybe that's not that interesting...)
2 - 85% of the artificial trees in the US were manufactured in China.
3 - Heart-related deaths jump 5% during the holiday season.

1 - A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
2 - Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ...
3 - Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
4 - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
5 - When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
6 - The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.


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  2. #5 is the truth lol! I am Santa clause :D

  3. "A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"


  4. oh damn mofocka - you took your laptop to ghettos of long beach? tsk tsk man. the only thing I take into the ghettos of the LBC are my running shoes, a nine, and a vest :)

  5. tnq for comments on my blog :)

    you are back :) lets see what you got..


  6. if most americans knew their trees were made in china, they probably wouldn't buy them

  7. Welcome back; just imagine if 2 was for real.. wake up christmas morning with a load on your fireplace!

  8. Love the jokes haha, so true about the clothes for christmas

  9. Dude that's so harsh about the laptop, but glad you don't seem to bummed out.

    Great jokes btw!

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