Nick Cage Loosing his Shit

A friend showed me this video a couple days ago. It's a montage of Nicolas Cage going crazy. It is hilarious, load up your pipe or down a beer before you watch this one people.

Well its not friday but...

23 seconds of straight failure

This is a real video of the US military trying to train the Iraqi police. It's pretty ugly.

Video Game Reunion

I usually don't do advertisements but this show needs to get known about. This show is called Video Game Reunion. It is about the classic video game stars, Mario, Luigi, Link, Zelda, Megaman, Snake and whatnot, all meeting up in vegas for a reunion. It's kind of like a child star rehab show almost, they all have stupid problems, Peach sued Mario and got the Mushroom kingdom, Link thinks Zelda is banging Megaman, celebrity reality show stuff. It just started, all the released episodes are on this site. I figure the more people watching it the more episodes they will have so spread the word.

-Episodes Here-

http://vgr.atom.com/

Oh, and spring breaks over so I will be blogging a bunch again.

Dog with Eyebrows?

Gif

No time to make a legit post today...

Deal with it!

Funny Friday?

Well I decided that I am going to make it routine to post funny pictures on friday and dub it "Funny Friday". If you guys got a better idea for what to call it I'm definitely open.

So now for some Steven Hawkings

And...

Mmhmmm...

Jim Carrey going back to his roots

Jim Carrey hosted SNL last Saturday and I must say, I kinda expected it to be crappy. Seems like recently hes been doing only family movies and serious movies, lame shit, but on SNL he took it back to his weird, high energy, awkward, hilarious self. It's streaming on hulu right now so I strongly recommend going there and watching the full episode but if you don't have time then watch the videos I embedded.

Soul Train Parody (STRONGLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS)



Black Swan Parody





To watch the full show then go click on the link http://www.hulu.com/watch/205825/saturday-night-live-jim-carrey

Puns

Ok well growing up my dad was always known for his jokes, which were always puns. As kids we called them daddy jokes but after hearing them each hundreds of times we kinda stopped laughing and started groaning. Sad thing is that I've ended up saying them once in a while. In light of this I thought todays post would be some horrible puns, I'm sorry followers, your welcome dad.


So I went to an asian renasaunce fair... found a chink in my armor.

You hear about the detergent race... I think they're tide.

So this scarecrow got a nobel prize... he was the best in his field.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher... he couldn't control his pupils.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting larger... then it hit me.

So I heard the energizer bunny was arrested... charged with battery.

It's not that I hated school... just the principle of it.

I use to have a fear of hurdles... then I got over it.

The skiing competition started poorly... went downhill from there.

Russia was slow to recover after WWII... it kept stalin.

A bicycle can't stand alone... its too tired.

I've never tipped a cow... then again, one has never served me food.

I tried to write with a broken pencil... then I realized it was pointless.

Campground burned down... the heat was in tents.

Changed my ipods' name to titanic... its syncing now.

Did you hear about the guy who cut off his whole left side... he's all right now.

I should of been sad when my flashlight battery died... but I was delighted.

Did you hear about the new stage production about the dictionary... its a play on words.

Too serious?

It came to my attention that my blog got a little too serious recently, hopefully this will change that. (click to enlarge so you can read)

Post Halloween

Well I survived the weekend. It was tough and I think my liver kind of hates me but I'll give him a rest and hopefully he will forgive me. I saw some really cool costumes this year, I wish I had pictures to show you guys but I don't really know where they are. Once they go up online I'll update the post for you guys.

Many laughs were had, some of the best moments last night were when I saw Lord Voldamort, the dark lord, getting trashed then singing and dancing to a queen song (perfect youtube material, there is a video on some phone), when this person came into the party and my friend and I couldn't tell if it was a girl or a guy and it turned out to be a girl dressed as a guy dressed as a girl (tranny hooker), pre gaming with some cute m&ms, drawing tattoos on my friend who was an inmate, scaring people in my gorilla suit, fighting my friend who was ike from Super Smash Bros, freestyling in the plaza with some randoms and having people cheering (there's a video of this somewhere, I remember some chick filming with her phone, no idea who it was though), seeing a kid be all like "fuck the police" to a cop who he thought was just a guy in costume, it was a great night.

I'm guessing most if not all of you have never been to Arcata during halloween. Everybody who lives there all meet up at the plaza and it rages. Here is a picture of half of the plaza last night.

Scare People

If you haven't done it today then get on it. This is the only day that you can scare the shit out of people and have it be socially acceptable.