Puns

Ok well growing up my dad was always known for his jokes, which were always puns. As kids we called them daddy jokes but after hearing them each hundreds of times we kinda stopped laughing and started groaning. Sad thing is that I've ended up saying them once in a while. In light of this I thought todays post would be some horrible puns, I'm sorry followers, your welcome dad.


So I went to an asian renasaunce fair... found a chink in my armor.

You hear about the detergent race... I think they're tide.

So this scarecrow got a nobel prize... he was the best in his field.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher... he couldn't control his pupils.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting larger... then it hit me.

So I heard the energizer bunny was arrested... charged with battery.

It's not that I hated school... just the principle of it.

I use to have a fear of hurdles... then I got over it.

The skiing competition started poorly... went downhill from there.

Russia was slow to recover after WWII... it kept stalin.

A bicycle can't stand alone... its too tired.

I've never tipped a cow... then again, one has never served me food.

I tried to write with a broken pencil... then I realized it was pointless.

Campground burned down... the heat was in tents.

Changed my ipods' name to titanic... its syncing now.

Did you hear about the guy who cut off his whole left side... he's all right now.

I should of been sad when my flashlight battery died... but I was delighted.

Did you hear about the new stage production about the dictionary... its a play on words.