Well it has been almost a month without making any posts. Originally I stopped so I could focus on finals but once I was done with those I ended up getting my laptop stolen. It was a hectic story but I'll just leave it up to your imagination, lets just say it happened in the ghetto of long beach. So I missed the obligatory 'Merry Christmas' post and lost a couple followers, completely understandable. I thought I should post something before the new year so here you go people.
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Lets start with some random
Christmas Statistics and Christmas jokes so when your so when your at that new years party you have interesting to say!
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STATS
1 - The Largest gift ever is the statue of liberty which the french gave to the US in 1886, its 151 feet and 1 inch tall. (Ok, maybe that's not that interesting...)
2 - 85% of the artificial trees in the US were manufactured in China.
3 - Heart-related deaths jump 5% during the holiday season.
JOKES
1 - A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
2 - Q: Do you know why Santa dosen't have any children ??? A: he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney ...
3 - Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
4 - What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
5 - When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
6 - The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.